Bay of Naples 79AD -- Plan of Vesuvius ash distibution from the 79 AD eruption showing the cities and towns which were affected. Photo by MapMaster, Wikimedia.
“We’re taking this beach to Cuba!”
Filthy communist hijackers.
I was helping my neighbor dig last summer and you know what we found?
Rocks.
These weren’t any of those new-fangled rocks.
These rocks had to be fifty, sixty years old.
One rock looked like somebody had chipped it.
It was me.
Dang near hit my toe with that pick.
I sent it to the university.
They sent it back with a note asking if it fell out of my head.
Informative and enlightening.
Magnificent!
Cool.
They were like Barbra Streisand and other celebrities of today who covet the beach property for their villas and palaces.
It has always been good to be in the 1%.