I am a 34 year old Non-Binary Cisfemale graduate student. I have a BA degree in Women's Studies, a masters degree in Vaginal Variations and am working toward my PhD in Afro-Lutheran Trans-Gender Studies.
I saw your ad for the California Beaver position and thought I would be perfect for the job. I am enclosing 12 photos of my beaver for your consideration.
Due to my study schedule I am only available for work one day per week, and I do require 2 months off each summer for mental health restoration. But, I am seeking a full-time position. My beaver has lots of experience.
I look forward to hearing back from you... and please use my Twitter account (@BigBadPiercedBeaver) to send me my hiring letter. Please send a good offer, because I don't want to play around with low-paying offers.
You must work in recruiting...