arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.....THAT was a crime?!!! Jeeeez, I’m gonna be executed!!!! Just yesterday I ‘flatulated’ in a bar (well, more than once) and the snooty bitch walking past me said “Did you SHIT yourself?”. I said “No Ma’am. I always smell this way at 8 o’clock at night.
LOL!
Do farts have lumps?
I farted in a bar one time and the guy next to me said: “How dare you fart before my wife!”
I said: “Sorry dude, just got here, didn’t know it was her turn.”