To: PROCON
I remember Jim Berkland from the years when I worked late into the morning and listened to Coast to Coast with George Noory.
There is also a very good chance of shadow persons and little gray aliens probing your nether regions by Friday.
19 posted on
04/21/2016 8:05:37 AM PDT by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: LostInBayport
I read in the Enquire that the aliens were stealing our pennies for the copper. According to a documentary I watched called Men in Black that is a reputable publication for alien info.
That got me to thinking I should carry pennies with me at all times. Then if I suspect a alien rectal probe I can throw the pennies and run like hell. The distraction might buy me enough time to get away.
And why do you think Canada got rid of pennies. Do they know something we dont about aliens?
40 posted on
04/21/2016 8:25:13 AM PDT by
jimpick
To: LostInBayport
enough with the anal probes already - really - who does that any more?
what kind of aliens are you hanging with?
To: LostInBayport
Whats with the probing? Them little gray buggers like that sh!t,huh?
74 posted on
04/21/2016 9:16:42 AM PDT by
jmacusa
("Dats all I can stands 'cuz I can't stands no more!''-- Popeye The Sailorman.)
To: LostInBayport
There is also a very good chance of shadow persons and little gray aliens probing your nether regions by Friday. And here I thought I had jock itch.
83 posted on
04/21/2016 9:52:19 AM PDT by
Vinnie
To: LostInBayport
There is also a very good chance of shadow persons and little gray aliens probing your nether regions by Friday.
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Yay!
105 posted on
04/21/2016 4:05:22 PM PDT by
Chickensoup
(Leftist totalitarian governments are the biggest killer of citizens in the world.)
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