How many deaths (suicides) have resulted from people seeing Helen Thomas photographs? How many people have accidentally gotten killed when they saw a photo of Helen of Mog while driving?
And how many people have gone blind or crazy just looking at a picture of Thomas?
Add up all these casualties and you have an epidemic of national proportions. Call the CDC immediately.
If you accidentally see a picture of Thomas, wash out your eyes immediately, and pray.
It’s evolution in action - we’re building a Helen Thomas-resistant humanity.