[Moltke]

The Chinese are not much brighter:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/5919849/newly-discovered-chinese-mushroom-turns-out-to-be-an-abandoned-sex-toy-semi-nsfw

[ApplegateRanch]

Found at 80 meters depth? How many millions of years old is that sex toy?
Was it left by aliens, who were disappointed that they didn’t find human women to gratify themselves with, so made these to tide them over?
Is it proof of Xenu’s visit?