[sockmonkey]

My friend who lives in TX was seated on the porcelain throne when a rattlesnake fell through the acoustic tile ceiling, and landed right by her feet.

I never use the bathroom at her house.

[DannyTN]

That sort of thing could cause one to dirty their britches, if she didn’t already have them down.

[Redcitizen]

Let’s have the rest of the story. What happened to the snake?

[going hot]

My friend who lives in TX was seated on the porcelain throne when a rattlesnake fell through the acoustic tile ceiling, and landed right by her feet.

An excellent method of complete bowel evacuation.