[who_would_fardels_bear]

Wasn’t there some horrible SNL skit where Chris Kattan (probably the most execrable SNL alum of all time) played a character called goatboy?

[To Hell With Poverty]

Behind every screaming goat is a happy Muslim ping.

[Pelham]

"He said research would be conducted on the kid's carcass to find out the reasons behind its human-looking features.

"This included investigating the possibility that the mother goat was violated by a human, he said."

[WMarshal]

That kind of love is not in the Bible!

[Wilderness Conservative]

[stormer]

This disorder is caused by the nanny consuming the plants of the Veratrum family (Hellebore) early during her pregnancy. Ewes are also sensitive. The stage of pregnancy when the plant is consumed determines the nature of deformity, but generally the kids or lambs are born dead or die shortly after. If the plant is eaten late, the offspring grow too large to birth and the mothers die horrible deaths. This is tragic for animals and herdsmen alike.

[Jeff Chandler]

This included investigating the possibility that the mother goat was violated by a human, he said.

What a moron.

[Gene Eric]

Junk science.

[jsanders2001]

Found in the Middle East right?

[Daffynition]

That's a stabbin'

[rawcatslyentist]

Only if you consider mooseSlimes to be human.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Johor to Test if Human-Looking Goat Is Offspring of Human and Animal”

No testing is necessary. Stupid muslims should open a freaking biology book.

[60Gunner]

Baaaaaaaaaaaa-lahu Aaaaaaaaackbar.

[DannyTN]

So who do you honor kill? The goat or the human?

[Popman]

The Orson Wells movie “The island of Moriow” (the name ecsapes me) comes to mind...

[Dr. Sivana]

Whatever it is isn’t Halal.

[apillar]

This included investigating the possibility that the mother goat was violated by a human, he said.

Whoa! Hey Now, who are you to judge and impose your views of morality on this loving couple? You're just prejudiced against interspecies love and trying to shove your outdated religious beliefs down their throats. What two consenting mammals do within a loving relationship is none of your concern, they should have the same rights, including the right to marry as any other couple. /sarcasm (but I wouldn't put it past a liberal to actually make that argument)

[AdmSmith]

That is impossible, not even compatible number of chromosomes 69 vs 46 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_chromosome_count (among other things)

[Alas Babylon!]

So just WAS Ibrahim Basir of Felda Sungai Mas doing around the goat pen in the middle of the night?

[dfwgator]