Local Orlando police today went to the house of Mateen`s female cousin, Alia Wetteshurtah. There they found an AR-15 which they promptly arrested and threw into the back of their Paddywagon. Upon arrival at the police station, the AR-15 was grilled for 15 hours by detectives. The AR-15 was silent, apparently taking the Fifth. A court-appointed public defender was allowed to speak with the AR-15. But the Orlando P.D. said that the AR-15 refused to cooperate and did not utter a sound. There are no known relatives of the AR-15 except a long distant older cousin, M-16, which the local police have attempting to locate and speak with. The AR-15 is being held on one million dollars bail. The police are attempting to find the extra rounds and extra magazines used by the AR-15 but the AR-15 is not speaking to them. A sign-language expert has been brought into the case to translate any signs or movements of the AR-15. Further developments will be announced as they happen. This is a cause for more politicians to call for more control of guns killing people, especially Lone Wolf Guns that go into nightclubs and kill people, i.e., gun control.
That’s hilarious. :)