[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Because she brings nothing to the ticket.

[precisionshootist]

Worse yet is what she brings to the ticket. She is the wrong gender.

[raccoonradio]

1. Said Cruz would say or do anything to get elected

2. In desperation move, Cruz names her his running mate

3. Oops. Watch that first step, it’s a doozy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezJpN_CaDhE

4. The great Cruz-Fiorina ticket lasts a week.