Posted on 07/07/2016 1:18:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin
Hell, times get tough and nobody likes Dwane anyway...
“Modern” men are occasionally cannibals. Why not Neanderthals?
Gnawed on by Neaderkitties?
They must have been republicans.
Cannibal 1: I can’t stand your mother-in-law
Cannibal 2: then just eat the vegetables.
Wait a minute! That would mean that the ancient aliens that helped them build all those wild temples and structures out of huge rocks looked the other way during dinner?!
Gee, why wouldn’t the ancient aliens help them to learn how to farm, hunt, fish, open supermarkets...?
Actually, the Herculoids were from an advanced society. They just went native.
Well put. It’s likely they eventually ran out of Dwanes.
They not only looked the other way, they gave the neanderthals a first edition copy of "To Serve Man."
“Actually, the Herculoids were from an advanced society. They just went native.”
Really?,All I remember was momma Herculoid was hot.
Whoog like um rare.
Yes & yes.
Cannibalism appears to have existed in some form from the very beginning up to even recent times-ancients cannibalized enemies, sacrificial victims, etc-today it happens with plane crashes and other starvation-in the-wilderness situations-and don’t forget the Donner party...
Haha! Neanderthals... No surprise.
The ancient aliens tried to teach us farming and science and such, but we ate them instead.
Don’t you just hate it when you just miss the market or kitchen closing time, and you’re starving?
There was a big todo about a evidence of cannibalism among some American Indian excavation sites. Human bones with human teeth marks on them, mostly.
Some group group of people is infuriated every time archaeological digs prove that humans were all pretty much uncivilized at some point in history-Brits were upset when it was revealed their ancestors practiced human sacrifice and cannibalism, too-and they are usually pretty realistic in their thinking as far as history goes...
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