Why, yes, it is very douchey! I meant it that way! I WON I WON I WON I WON!! You weren’t fast enough!! Hahahahahaha!
Another time I went to a KFC but was bummed out by the high prices. When I walked back out into the parking lot without buying anything, one of the customers who overheard me gave me a really great coupon for a bucket of chicken. I forgot how much it was but it was a good deal.