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Austin man charged with hammering turtle to death told police it was self-defense
Dallas News ^
| 26 July, 2016
| Tom Steele
Posted on 07/27/2016 3:38:44 PM PDT by MtnClimber
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To: MtnClimber
An attack trained turtle. That is just what I need!
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:39:16 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: MtnClimber
He didn’t try to outrun it? D’OH!
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:40:13 PM PDT
by
heterosupremacist
(("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson))
To: MtnClimber
Snapping turtles can be ornery but it sounds like witnesses said it wasn’t.
To: heterosupremacist
“He didnt try to outrun it? DOH!”
Haven’t you read about the Turtle & the Hare?
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:46:05 PM PDT
by
sagar
To: MtnClimber
So we need a new Senate Leader?
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:46:05 PM PDT
by
BBB333
(Q: Which is grammatically correct? Joe Biden IS or Joe Biden ARE an idiot?)
To: MtnClimber
Austin man charged with hammering turtle to death told police it was self-defenseAnd they say it is a Capital offense.
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:47:03 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: MtnClimber
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:47:38 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." --Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: MtnClimber
At least it wasn’t an attack rabbit that went after Jimmy Carter.
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:48:13 PM PDT
by
Hulka
To: MtnClimber
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:49:32 PM PDT
by
thesharkboy
(posting without reading the article since 1998)
To: MtnClimber
40 pound snapper. I think I would let him keep the hook, personally.
To: MtnClimber
This goes under the top five dumbest or most cruel criminal acts I’ve heard of recently, but I don’t see how this could be labeled as ‘humorous’. I’m probably over thinking it.
The turtle ‘lunged’ at you? Really? What, like a flying squirrel?
To: thesharkboy
He was lucky it was a lone turtle and not a whole herd.
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:51:02 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: lee martell
Not really humor, but FR does not have a category for stupid.
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:52:59 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: thesharkboy
Nice bluegrass music, but creepy video. The camera work and production must have taken weeks.
To: MtnClimber
To: MtnClimber
Lock up this bastard zombie and leave him there.
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posted on
07/27/2016 3:59:01 PM PDT
by
Mr Apple
( COULTER on Hillary defending child rapist Thomas Taylor www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdkTqkLbL_4)
To: Mr Apple
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posted on
07/27/2016 4:01:50 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: MtnClimber
Maybe it was a rare breed of Pit-Turtle.
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posted on
07/27/2016 4:16:36 PM PDT
by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: gigster
I need a pit turtle to keep by my front door. I was contacted by a Nigerian princess who needed my bank information to transfer her money and escape an arranged marriage. But, the transfer went the wrong way and I need the turtle to keep the debt collectors away until the mistake can be fixed.
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posted on
07/27/2016 4:22:28 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
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