Posted on 07/27/2016 3:38:44 PM PDT by MtnClimber
The turtle must have been bogarting that reefer too much so the dude hammered him for it
I’ve been to Austin, I know what goes on there.
Clear case of cold blooded murder
Well, looks like the dude will need to “shell” out for a big fine.
What kind of fishing requires a hammer? Sounds like he carried it with him for a purpose. I wonder how many times this happened before but with no witnesses.
It’s news that this is news.
I see someone else has got into the spirit of this stupidity. Thanks for bringing up the legalities so we can clarify if it s hit, uh, hate crime.
We have to be careful about these things. If the turtles decide to march to the capital, it’ll close traffic for months.
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Oh, yeah; Jimmy Carter DID have a weapon to use against that
“killer” rabbit attacking his canoe!
BAN ALL OARS!! . . But, when OARS are outlawed, only
outlaw RABBITS will have OARS!! = :O)
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