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How do you destroy a gas station toilet? Sledge hammer?


10 posted on 08/18/2016 7:39:24 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (I had a cool idea for a new tagline and I forgot it!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

4 athletes with strong legs can do a lot of damage to a lot of stuff.


16 posted on 08/18/2016 7:43:57 AM PDT by discostu (If you need to load or unload go to the white zone, you'll love it, it's a way of life)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
How do you destroy a gas station toilet?

I don't know, but that Tex-Mex I had the other day made my toilet wish it was never born.

19 posted on 08/18/2016 7:47:36 AM PDT by digger48
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“How do you destroy a gas station toilet?”

You start with a twelve pack of Bud, a few pickled eggs, and a chicken burrito...


21 posted on 08/18/2016 7:49:02 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.)
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It might be that “toilet” refers to the entire little room. Of course that still begs the question of what damage you can do in there while drunk. Smashed mirror? Tore off the stall door? The details might sharpen up in the next report or two.


28 posted on 08/18/2016 7:55:15 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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How do you destroy a gas station toilet? Sledge hammer?

Your going to have to trust me on this. 3rd world countries do not have the same type of fixtures and facilities that we are used to here in the US. Their idea of a toilet could be a trough, hole in the floor, etc. I'm not sure "what" they destroyed. But it may not "translate" well if you know what I mean.

30 posted on 08/18/2016 7:56:45 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (You couldn't pay me enough to be famous for being stupid!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

“How do you destroy a gas station toilet? Sledge hammer?”

M-80?

5.56mm


70 posted on 08/18/2016 8:31:42 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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I’m asking the same question....

You now now, that the liberal media, is going to trash the heck out of us Americans, and it will BE THE MAIN STORY OF THE AMERICANS AT THE OLYMPIC ALONG WITH THE GYMNAST, GABBY HAYES, WHO REFUSED TO PUT HER HAND OVER HER HEART.


88 posted on 08/18/2016 9:12:43 AM PDT by nikos1121 (There is only one real happiness in life, and that is the happiness of creating.---Frederick Delius)
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That’s what I was wondering, but the husband just told me about a story he saw online:

They did not destroy the actual toilet; they broke down the door to get into the restroom because the gas station was closed. Then the security guard showed up.


93 posted on 08/18/2016 9:20:51 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Go away, Satan! -- Fr.Jacques Hamel (R.I.P., martyr))
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They drank the water.


95 posted on 08/18/2016 9:23:34 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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“How do you destroy a gas station toilet?”

Brazilian food?


115 posted on 08/18/2016 10:42:41 AM PDT by maggief
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