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To: 50mm; humblegunner; Larry Lucido
From he collected sub-wisdom of Zarathud the Incorrigible:

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

``Tell me, you dumb beast,'' demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, ``why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?''

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied ``MU'' (the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING).

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

(And thus shall it be always with those who follow the teachings of Aflac (The Duck) or Bflac (Blue Flamingo Ancient Cow.))

78 posted on 11/18/2016 11:53:09 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi; humblegunner; Larry Lucido
...Aflac...Bflac...

Watch out for Ack Ack.

79 posted on 11/18/2016 12:19:12 PM PST by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: shibumi; 50mm; Larry Lucido
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

Isis, Goddess & Cow is ready for coloring.

With the 64 pack of crayons she may be colored to resemble a flamingo.

Note also that ISIS is four letters, unlike AFLAC which has five.

80 posted on 11/18/2016 12:20:01 PM PST by humblegunner
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