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Car-licking moose prompts warning in southern Alberta
cbc.ca ^ | Dec 14, 2016 | staff reporter

Posted on 12/15/2016 3:28:30 PM PST by Daffynition

Watch out for moose who like to lick vehicles.

That's a warning from the Alberta government for people visiting Peter Lougheed Provincial Park about 130 kilometres west of Calgary.

Alberta Parks says moose are on the trails at Chester Lake and Burstall Pass and are coming into the trailhead parking lots to lick salt off the sides of vehicles.

(Excerpt) Read more at cbc.ca ...


TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amooselickedmysister; lick; moose; mooses; salt; saltlick
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Bware. They're coming for us.


1 posted on 12/15/2016 3:28:30 PM PST by Daffynition
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A moose once licked my sister.


2 posted on 12/15/2016 3:29:13 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: Daffynition

They’re licking the road salt off the cars.


3 posted on 12/15/2016 3:30:39 PM PST by MeganC (Hate crime: The heinous act of disagreeing with a liberal.)
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4 posted on 12/15/2016 3:30:53 PM PST by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: MeganC

I hear that it tastes like chicken...


5 posted on 12/15/2016 3:31:18 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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... but Toyotas taste like Sushi....


6 posted on 12/15/2016 3:32:05 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Daffynition

Ho,ho ho

Merry Chris moose


7 posted on 12/15/2016 3:32:17 PM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: EvilCapitalist

That’s what she said


8 posted on 12/15/2016 3:32:51 PM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: EvilCapitalist

“...A moose once licked my sister....”

.... AND....???? (Don’t leave us hangin’ here...)

Sounds like the intro to a Rodney Dangerfield joke!!!! haha!!!


9 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:06 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Daffynition

Countdown to wacked out environmentalists calling for regulation of salt content in road salt, armed with with scientific consenus that it causes moose hypertension. Do it for the poor little moose chilluns.


10 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:18 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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11 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:23 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Daffynition

It’s cheaper than going to the car wash.


12 posted on 12/15/2016 3:33:57 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: Daffynition

Take a moose to Tim Horton’s and word gets around.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3158550/posts

If you give a moose a Tim Bit . . .


13 posted on 12/15/2016 3:34:30 PM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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To: NFHale

It does sound pretty bad, doesn’t it?


14 posted on 12/15/2016 3:35:11 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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To: MeganC
Yep.


15 posted on 12/15/2016 3:36:02 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: NFHale

"Well, she's okay now of course..."
16 posted on 12/15/2016 3:37:41 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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The new Ford Moose! The newest member of our family of cars to be named after animals.

17 posted on 12/15/2016 3:38:10 PM PST by WhatNot (The Gospel doesn't promise the American dream, it promises Eternal life in the Kingdom of God.)
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...and too much salt .... causes .....


18 posted on 12/15/2016 3:38:43 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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...is Rosie Odonut in Canada?


19 posted on 12/15/2016 3:39:02 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: Squawk 8888

Ping


20 posted on 12/15/2016 3:39:27 PM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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