I love my Ram 1500 with a Hemi !
We talk about America’s guns as being something that might dissuade terrorism from going even further than it has here.
However, I wonder about America’s trucks, too? This would be an awesome way to pull together an impromptu fighting force. Just because the guns (and the trucks) aren’t doing much, most of the time, does not render their presence pointless. “A well regulated [drilled] militia.”
I even wrote a song about that once. Aw shoot, here it is. I trust nobody will steal it....
Doug and Tom, their trucks are “the bomb,”
And they’re rollin’ ‘em in the mud
With Jeff and Ted, who’d been left for dead
In the tropics stained with blood.
It’s a redneck warriors’ rally — the vets from the alley
Sportin’ in a backwoods bayou;
No one dares ask ‘em why; they simply do or die
As they’ve done a hundred times through!
It’s been a long time since they swept a mine
And the mem’ries are decades old;
But the “boys from the ‘hood” are still real good
As they carry out their missions bold.
It’s a redneck warriors’ rally — the vets from the alley
Sportin’ in a backwoods bayou;
No one dares ask ‘em why; they simply do or die
As they’ve done a hundred times through!
[Interlude]
And so onward they thump until the last trump
Calls them to the vict’ry above;
It’s a puzzle to their kids why these desperate bids
For the costly freedom they love.
It’s a redneck warriors’ rally — the vets from the alley
Sportin’ in a backwoods bayou;
No one dares ask ‘em why; they simply do or die
As they’ve done a hundred times through!