“Mysterious object HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH”
Oh noes!! The end is nigh! Where’s that bucket list??
“NASA said that the object is “not a threat to Earth for the foreseeable future”
Oh. Never mind. I’ll go back to laying on the couch now.
“NASA said that the object is “not a threat to Earth for the foreseeable future”
A clause in the deal we signed with the greys is that they will prevent any earth killing asteroids in return for unlimited access to cow utters.