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Help! P*ssy hat!!

Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude

I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!

What should I do?


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1 posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude
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To: MNDude

Grab her by it?


2 posted on 02/24/2017 11:01:16 AM PST by Jhadur ("You will fall on one another like wolves.")
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To: MNDude

Eat your food. Smile if spoken to. Enjoy the rest of your day. You are not a fragile snowflake.


3 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:07 AM PST by dangerdoc ((this space for rent))
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To: MNDude

Say, “I tawt I taw a putty hat.”


4 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:27 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: MNDude

Prepare for Administrative Wrath?


5 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:39 AM PST by InterceptPoint (Ted, you finally endorsed. About time.)
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To: MNDude

In a Taco Bell, no less...:)


6 posted on 02/24/2017 11:02:43 AM PST by rlmorel (Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
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Ask her what the hat stands for...then take her apart!!!!


7 posted on 02/24/2017 11:03:42 AM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: Jhadur

Pray for her. She may be a lost soul.


8 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:00 AM PST by Maudeen (No one on this earth is too far gone for Jesus.)
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To: MNDude

Run over and take a picture of it while smiling and talking about how you and your friends will get a great laugh about it, and how you are surprised to actually “bag one in the wild”. Smile and laugh a lot. Take the pic and then go leave her alone.


9 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:04 AM PST by lafroste (Look at my profile page. Thanks.)
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Hiss !


10 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:12 AM PST by Mears
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Snatch it off her head and yell “GRABBED HER BY THE PU$$Y!”.

Pix or it didn’t happen.


11 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:14 AM PST by humblegunner
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Could be an opportunity. Is she good looking?


12 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:40 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: MNDude

Treat it a potential source of Worry Warts.


13 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:43 AM PST by Paladin2 (No spellcheck. It's too much work to undo the auto wrong word substitution on mobile devices.)
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Eat your food, stand up, walk up to her, look at her, start laughing uncontrollably, and leave.


14 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:53 AM PST by Redleg Duke (He is leading us in Making America Great Again!)
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Stand and sing AMAZING GRACE as loud as you can.


15 posted on 02/24/2017 11:04:55 AM PST by PGR88
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To: MNDude

Get behind her and ask for a tuna taco.


16 posted on 02/24/2017 11:05:45 AM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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To: Jhadur

See if she likes her P*nis?


17 posted on 02/24/2017 11:05:54 AM PST by keving (We the People)
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To: rlmorel
In a Taco Bell, no less...:)

Yes indeed. Childish and sexist at the same time! Why does this woman promote such misogyny?

18 posted on 02/24/2017 11:06:08 AM PST by SSS Two
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To: wastoute

“Could be an opportunity. Is she good looking?”

Nope... not at all.


19 posted on 02/24/2017 11:06:34 AM PST by MNDude (God is not a Republican, but Satan is certainly a Democrat)
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Ask her how wearing that hat dignifies womanhood.


20 posted on 02/24/2017 11:07:13 AM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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