Didn't know you could be an "honor student" without taking Math or Science. It's obvious this "ute" didn't take either.
At least he lived to tell of it, though he'd be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award if he hadn't! (Tasteless, I know, but sometimes the truth ain't PC.)
“At least he lived to tell of it, though he’d be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award if he hadn’t! (Tasteless, I know, but sometimes the truth ain’t PC.) “
I don’t think he can be a shoo-in for anything any more; at best, he could be a shin-in.