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The Brawny Man is now a Brawny Woman
AV club ^ | 3/3/17 | Marah Eakin

Posted on 03/03/2017 9:18:20 PM PST by Rebelbase

Wrap it up ladies, because we’ve finally accomplished it all: The Brawny Man is being turned into a Brawny Woman.

As part of Georgia-Pacific’s #StrengthHasNoGender initiative, Wal-Mart will be selling special commemorative “Brawny Woman” 8-packs of paper towels all March, which just happens to be Women’s History Month. Pick some up to clean up all your kids’ kitchen messes, ladies! You’re doing the cleaning, after all, whether you’re on the label or not. And here’s hoping Wal-Mart has them on sale, since you’re going to need a deal, given that you’re making just $.79 for every male dollar, and your income will probably peak when you’re just 39. But it’s the little victories, right?

Sales of the product—which, by the way, is owned by The Koch Brothers—will help fund a $75,000 donation Brawny is making to Girls Inc.’s SMART programming, which is a totally valid program meant to nurture girls interested in science, technology, engineering, and math.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: brawny; kochbrothers; liberalagenda; strengthhasnogender
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Aside from the gender B.S. I'd rather look at her than the lumberjack guy


1 posted on 03/03/2017 9:18:20 PM PST by Rebelbase
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2 posted on 03/03/2017 9:21:35 PM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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To: Rebelbase

Does the Brawny Guy come back once a month ?


3 posted on 03/03/2017 9:21:56 PM PST by stylin19a (Terrorists - "just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there")
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To: Rebelbase

Flannel shirts never looked so good...


4 posted on 03/03/2017 9:22:32 PM PST by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Rebelbase

Hey, that’s not Chad Sexíngton!

(Simpsons reference)


5 posted on 03/03/2017 9:23:06 PM PST by W. (Deny the infiltrating lazy scum who only want a free ride admission to the USA!)
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To: 2banana

I forgot she’s about 300’ tall. Might be a bit problematic.

And fodder for “help me look for my keys and we can drive out of here”.


6 posted on 03/03/2017 9:26:28 PM PST by Rebelbase
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Bwahahahaaa!


7 posted on 03/03/2017 9:32:28 PM PST by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, his reason tends to fly away...)
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To: Rebelbase

I get the point, but how many women would like to be described as “brawny”? There are a few that would, and they are exactly the kind of women you would expect to like it. (See “brawny gal” in he Urban Dictionary.) The flannel shirt is a tip-off.


8 posted on 03/03/2017 9:36:06 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Well, next the diarrhea lady will have to be a trans man he-she? ... Or something, right?

I’m so confused.


9 posted on 03/03/2017 9:36:38 PM PST by Bullish (May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
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You two should be ashamed you know that joke! (I’m a little red=faced myself...)


10 posted on 03/03/2017 9:38:45 PM PST by DeFault User
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I get the point, but how many women would like to be described as “brawny”?


11 posted on 03/03/2017 9:39:11 PM PST by Bullish (May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
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Big Boned Paper Towels?


12 posted on 03/03/2017 9:40:20 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
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That’s not a woman.


13 posted on 03/03/2017 9:41:25 PM PST by bar sin·is·ter
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So, what’s next, a Guy on a package of Tampons?


14 posted on 03/03/2017 9:42:35 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
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“Brawny”, not smelly............


15 posted on 03/03/2017 9:43:22 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: bar sinĀ·isĀ·ter

At least the Brawny man and woman are NOT Al Sharpton and Tawana Brawley.

For the tired and slow, merge Tawana and Brawley and you will have decoded the paper manufacturers secret code without a secret decoder ring.

Then edit Sharpton’s name down to “Sharp” is in a logging ax-man. Another secret decoded.

It’s Friday night - what do you expect - good jokes?


16 posted on 03/03/2017 9:44:44 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Busty, not brawny.


17 posted on 03/03/2017 9:45:58 PM PST by BeauBo
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So, what’s next, a Guy on a package of Tampons?

The hot cocoa millennial fag from the obozocare commercial may be available.

18 posted on 03/03/2017 9:46:28 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Rebelbase

I missed the request the first time I saw this. The manufacturer is asking mails “Pick-A-Size”.

OK, I will - 36-24-36. Do I win a prize? The way my wife uses paper towels I could use a case of them right now.

Wait a minute, that looks like MY WIFE. She said she was looking for a part-time job, but ****.


19 posted on 03/03/2017 9:48:28 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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Tired> should be “asking MALES”.


20 posted on 03/03/2017 9:49:42 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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