[Meet the New Boss]

I seriously expect Obama to flee the country pretty soon.

Who would want him? The MoBros were thrown out of power in Egypt. ISIS is being rolled back. He may have to spend his days roaming the high seas.

[bryan999]

Perhaps the United Arab Emirates?

"Dubai law firm offers job to Obama so he can learn more about tolerance of Islam"

http://gulfnews.com/news/uae/society/dubai-law-firm-offers-job-to-obama-so-he-can-learn-more-about-tolerance-of-islam-1.1828673

FWIW, I stumbled upon this when I was searching for reddit claims that he was scrambling to Dubai, actually... and also fwiw, I did not see any story like the above on FR. Maybe it needs its own thread - although it's referencing an old tweet:

📍
President Obama

I offer you a job in my office
Salary housing tickets and travel to Arab countries— المحامي عيسى بن حيدر (@advocateisa) May 15, 2016