A blonde walks into the doctor’s office for a first visit. The Doctor walks in and asks the woman to undress. She is a stunningly beautiful woman, and quickly removes her clothes. Standing there naked, the doctor is overcome with passion. He begins to caress her breasts, He asks, “Do you know what I’m doing?” She says, “You are checking for lumps and signs of breast cancer.” He inserts his finger into her vagina and begins a massage. He asks, “Do you know what I’m doing now?” She says, “You are checking for vaginal warts and other signs of STD” Overcome with lust, he drops his pants and penetrates the woman. He asks, “Do you know what I’m doing now?” She says, “You are getting Herpes, which is why I came here in the first place”
Monitor, keyboard, nose, coffee...etc.