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To: Trump20162020

Keeping it in a jar over the fireplace?


10 posted on 04/12/2017 6:58:15 AM PDT by Gamecock (Twitter: What a real democracy looks like.)
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To: Gamecock

Too Late to Turn Back Now

Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose

My mama told me, she said, “Son, please beware”
“There’s this thing called love and it’s everywhere”
She told me, “It can break your heart and leave you in misery”
And since I met this little woman,
I feel it’s happening to me, and I’m tellin’ you

It’s too late to turn back now
I believe, I believe, I believe I’m fallin’ in love
It’s too late to turn back now
I believe, I believe, I believe I’m falling in love

I found myself phoning her at least ten times a day
It’s so unusual for me to carry on this way
I tell you ...
I can’t sleep at night
Wanting to hold her tight
I’ve tried so hard to convince myself
That this feeling just can’t be right, and I’m tellin’ you

It’s too late to turn back now
I believe, I believe, I believe I’m fallin’ in love
It’s too…


18 posted on 04/12/2017 7:02:21 AM PDT by Red Badger (Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
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To: Gamecock

now that’s funny


21 posted on 04/12/2017 7:03:27 AM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (politicians beware)
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To: Gamecock

Waits at the window, wearing a face that she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for?


25 posted on 04/12/2017 7:03:49 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Gamecock

I believe it is magically turned into a vagina. All those nerves are important. But there is still a problem with those chromosomes. That won’t ever magically change. He is what he is.


35 posted on 04/12/2017 7:11:37 AM PDT by wita (Always and forever, under oath in defense of Life, Liberty and. the pursuit of Happiness.)
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To: Gamecock

My guess is Kris already had the berries in a jar. Guess he just decided to get rid of the stick


54 posted on 04/12/2017 7:29:26 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Gamecock

Maybe frozen in liquid nitrogen...


55 posted on 04/12/2017 7:29:53 AM PDT by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them.)
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