Lena Dunham was rushed from Met Gala to the emergency room

page six ^ | May 2, 2017

[nickcarraway]

Lena Dunham went from the Met Gala to the emergency room on Monday night, sources said, as other stars partied into Tuesday morning.

Before Anna Wintour’s fashion ball, the “Girls” creator posted pics of herself at home prepping — including a makeup-free photo in the bathroom and another one of her emerging glamorously in a custom Elizabeth Kennedy frock.

She later added playful shots on the red carpet including one captioned “fatal attraction,” featuring her lurking behind pop heartthrob Joe Jonas.

[Celtic Conservative]

Aspirate on a canape?

CC

[Yaelle]

Endometriosis, huh? Thank goodness she was on the RED carpet.

[BenLurkin]

What, did she need an emergency uglydectomy?

[hsalaw]

Caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and passed out.

[TBP]

Terminal vitriolic stupidity?

[morphing libertarian]

brain transplant?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Last year, Dunham slammed the gala as “the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.” She was seated next to Odell Beckham Jr. and recalled, “He looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards . . . He was like, "That’s a marshmallow. ” ___________________________________________________

Apparently Beckham has never seen Willy Wonka. Ooompa Loompa is more like it.

[texas booster]

To be sure, Ms. Dunham has no connection to Joe Jonas except hiding behind him at the gala.

I pray that the Jonas Bros remember their upbringing. They come from good Christian stock.

Just proves that almost anyone can be corrupted by the world.

[husky ed]

Attention seeking whore. There's a spare chair at Sing Sing that'll start her heart or fire it. 50/50's better than 0.

Ed

[husky ed]

Fire = Fried 😫

Ed

[Trillian]

She wore a Planned Parenthood pin and platform combat boots, and posed with Judd Apatow.
Who in the world thinks this sounds good? Who knows what would happen if someone stopped paying attention to her.

[2ndDivisionVet]

We live in a wonderful society where even veterinary hospitals have emergency rooms.

[Daffynition]

[Mr. Jeeves]

Emergency tummy tuck? :)

[blueplum]

did Joe Jonas give her the same look as Odell?

[digger48]

I'd hate to be the poor ER staff that has to put that thing in a hospital gown and hoist it over onto an exam table.

Hope they have an Opthamologist on staff tonight. Gonna be a lot eye bleaching needing done. Not to mention the poor bastard that has to clean up all of that puke from the Dr and nurses.

[LadyShires]

Lena Dunham’s boobs look like dog noses.

[Secret Agent Man]

If he noticed her and she didnt like it, she would cream about it.

He didnt notice her but she wanted him to, so she screamed about it.

The feminine imperative is just so hormonal.

[Secret Agent Man]

Scream, not cream.