[T-Bone Texan]

My family says my mom, who was a bona fide alcoholic, drank so much Jack Daniels while I was in utero that it’s surprising I wasn’t born with a square head.

You know, like the bottle.

[heterosupremacist]

T-Bone Texan wrote: My family says my mom, who was a bona fide alcoholic, drank so much Jack Daniels while I was in utero that it’s surprising I wasn’t born with a square head. You know, like the bottle. A haiku mom and dad always shared a fondness for the drinks didn't affect me

[heterosupremacist]

oops!

mom and dad always

shared a fondness for the drinks

didn’t affect me