But we know everything in the Washington Post is a lie so there must be orphans on Mars.
Posted on 07/01/2017 7:31:38 PM PDT by Timpanagos1
The situation for human beings on Mars is dire, and not just because the red planet's atmosphere is mostly carbon dioxide and the average temperature is -81 degrees.
There's also the issue of the child-trafficking ring operating in secret on the planet 33.9 million miles from earth, according to a guest on the Alex Jones Show.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”
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Al Gore is behind this
We know that Mars is not Comet Pizza
Is there?
Where are they hiding them then? Venus? Mercury?
But we know everything in the Washington Post is a lie so there must be orphans on Mars.
“The theory would be plausible if there was any sort of profit to be had in going to Mars surreptitiously.”
It would be far more economically viable to take the kidnapped kids to the moon to build a colony.
Well the last thread like this was yanked.... are the admin mods going to be consistent and yank this one too?
They’ve obviously have spent way to much time in Colorado
Is there anybody that takes this ridiculous nonsense seriously?
The only thing fishy about this story in that it is difficult to get kids onto the spaceship to Mars without a U.S. Passport.
Sure, NASA could kidnap kids, but tots don’t carry their passports when they are kidnapped.
That seems to be the only hole in the theory.
Besides that, toddlers get car sick on the way to school, how would NASA deal with a 100 space sick kids?
But, but the movie PHANTASM showed them digging up dead bodies, reanimating them and sending them to work on Mars!
Movies wouldn’t lie now would they!
“Is there anybody that takes this ridiculous nonsense seriously?”
Yeah, I think there are lots of people that take NASA’s denial that there are kidnapped kids on mars seriously.
I’m having flashbacks to the nights I worked late into the morning listening to Coast to Coast.
East of the Rockies...West of the Rockies...up next Red Elk and Linda Moulton-Howe and a shadow person with erectile dysfunction...
Not I. Alex Jones is a conman and is not a reliable source for the time of day. I do know that there are some who take him seriously, but I honestly can’t explain it.
Uh oh, they’re on to our Mars based “Mars rock and US Mars landing flag” sweatshops.
Alex Jones should take over the Coast to Coast Show.
So CO2 causes global cooling.
There are actually people who voted for Obama, not once, but TWICE.
Of course nasa isnt hiding children on mars.
First they cant even get astronauts to the space station, much less anywhere else.
Second, they hand the children over to aliens, who then transport the kids to mars. /s
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