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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
Shanghaiist.com ^ | Alex Lindor

Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard

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To: irish guard
Is there a special wrench that's used on...

... Chinese Junk?

21 posted on 07/06/2017 7:53:38 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
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To: irish guard

“Yea we get that alot here...”
From Big Bang Theory.
LOL


22 posted on 07/06/2017 7:54:06 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: irish guard

Title does not match the linked article, which when read correctly, hurts even more to read:

Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off


23 posted on 07/06/2017 7:54:15 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: MarchonDC09122009

SnapOff


24 posted on 07/06/2017 7:54:21 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: irish guard

I see dentists were involved in the medical care.

Somehow, I feel we are not getting the whole story.


25 posted on 07/06/2017 7:55:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: irish guard

What went wrong when Wang wanked with wrench?


26 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:00 AM PDT by ISonnet
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To: irish guard

Like none of us had this happe-


27 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:11 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Probably a RIGID brand tool. Remember the 1950s calendar motto seen in all the gas stations of the pretty girls straddling the tools....
“A girl wants something RIGID between her legs.”

This reminds me of the old book EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK) in which doctors mentioned some men would stick their you know what into a bottle, then couldn’t get it out. The Dr would do what the man was afraid to do, break the bottle.


28 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:19 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

micrometer


29 posted on 07/06/2017 7:56:43 AM PDT by xp38
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To: treetopsandroofs

I suppose that’s one way to get it off.


30 posted on 07/06/2017 7:57:58 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

“A Box Wrench?”

Personally, I prefer a deep, 12-point, impact suckit wench.


31 posted on 07/06/2017 7:58:08 AM PDT by moovova
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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis

Ouch! I hate when that happens. Many of us here have had the same experience and can sympathize with this poor fellow.

32 posted on 07/06/2017 7:59:09 AM PDT by Blennos ( As)
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To: irish guard
I see the problem there...


33 posted on 07/06/2017 8:00:03 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: irish guard

“Docter, I have wang stuck on wench!”


34 posted on 07/06/2017 8:00:24 AM PDT by Fido969 (IN!)
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To: longfellow
Know what you mean...


35 posted on 07/06/2017 8:00:36 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter
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To: irish guard

Metric 14 is a 9/16” equivalent. Dude has bigger (or smaller) problems than this visit to the hospital...


36 posted on 07/06/2017 8:00:37 AM PDT by Slicksadick (We accept the love we think we deserve.)
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So? Oh sorry should have put on my reading glasses I thought it was a wench not a wrench! What a difference one letter makes!!
37 posted on 07/06/2017 8:01:31 AM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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“I see dentists were involved in the medical care.”

They billed it out as a root canal.


38 posted on 07/06/2017 8:01:46 AM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: irish guard

NO! I said “wench”, not “wrench”!


39 posted on 07/06/2017 8:01:50 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: irish guard

NO! I said “wench”, not “wrench”!


40 posted on 07/06/2017 8:01:57 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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