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To: EinNYC
Eat your heart out, Jack the Ripper.
To: nickcarraway
Da Commie-Oh is taking a vacation?
3 posted on
07/26/2017 3:14:20 PM PDT by
Paladin2
(No spelchk nor wrong word auto substition on mobile dev. Please be intelligent and deal with it....)
To: nickcarraway
4 posted on
07/26/2017 3:15:08 PM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
To: nickcarraway
f you have information about the squirrel terrorizing Prospect Park, please send tips
I know dat squirrel and I ain't sayin nuthin........Go Squirrel!
Go figger, a squirrel willing to start the revolution and nobody cares............
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
07/26/2017 3:26:45 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Where's Reagan when we need him? Look in the mirror - the spirit of The Gipper lives within you.)
To: nickcarraway
What about the Killer Rabbit?
7 posted on
07/26/2017 3:30:29 PM PDT by
OttawaFreeper
("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
To: nickcarraway; raygunfan; Larry Lucido; KC_Lion; FredZarguna; PROCON; Gamecock; dfwgator
[If you have information about the squirrel terrorizing Prospect Park, please send tips and photos to rae@gizmodo.com.]
He was in an Uber taxi after taking out Bette Midler at home plate.
Right now, we’re calling him “Gillooly”.
Unconfirmed reports indicate he may be hiding in a large Christmas tree......
8 posted on
07/26/2017 3:32:56 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 21:36 KJV Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all...)
To: nickcarraway; Lazamataz
To: nickcarraway
“The suspect is still at large or dead”
Could be anybody then.
11 posted on
07/26/2017 3:46:56 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
How do we know, for sure, that this isn’t some cat wearing a squirrel suit?
12 posted on
07/26/2017 3:51:14 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Jimmy Carter needs to be called immediately.
To: nickcarraway
Probably colluding with the Russians
14 posted on
07/26/2017 3:57:58 PM PDT by
lacrew
To: nickcarraway
The fifth victim was attacked by jogging.....
Don’t run from it!
Running activates his pursuit nature!
If you see him, lie down on the ground and pretend to be a mushroom.
This is your best defense.
Or buy some squirrel spray.
I think it’s $3.50 a can.
Or you can use cobra urine.
Let me know how that works out for you, getting a cobra to pee on you.
Or, if you have a 300 Winchester Magnum, you could try to take him on.
But you have to hit him in the esophagus. That’s where squirrels are weakest.
15 posted on
07/26/2017 3:58:51 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Does anyone here remember the squirrel scene in “Patch Adams”? One of the few bits of that movie worth watching in what was otherwise a silly rehash of “Good Morning Vietnam” and “Dead Poets Society”.
16 posted on
07/26/2017 4:00:03 PM PDT by
OttawaFreeper
("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
To: nickcarraway
“You all know me. Queeg’s the name. I’ll catch this squirrel for you. Oh, but it won’t be for no $5000. Nope. I want $3.50 so I can buy some squirrel spray. Ohhhhhh......I love to go squirrelin with bow legged women and shave their hairy legs!”
17 posted on
07/26/2017 4:03:04 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: nickcarraway
Must be from Texas.
18 posted on
07/26/2017 4:05:07 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
19 posted on
07/26/2017 4:09:39 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
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To: nickcarraway
I hope no one else gets bitten, Julia Tejeda, who lives near the park, said. I hope the squirrel is okay. Yeah, and the people who got bit are hoping they don't get rabies.
Good luck to both of you.
20 posted on
07/26/2017 4:35:13 PM PDT by
Kenton
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
Was heard yelling; “Allah’u Acorn”.
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