“You’re gonna need a bigger swatter!”
Oh for heaven’s sake. Scared over a spider! OK, a larger than normal spider. Call us when it gets big enough to eat a city. Then we will dispatch Clint Eastwood to bomb it with napalm! (subtle reference to the movie TARANTULA)
I kinda like spiders. We once had a big yellow n black one on a basement door leading to an outside patio. We named him Norman and he stayed for the summer.
I don’t kill them in my house unless they’re widows or recluses.
I like stink bugs and snakes too. (I grew up with a bunch of guys and we almost never played indoors.)
CENTIPEDES DIE. IMMEDIATELY!!!