That's a man, baby.
Something I’ve come to realize is, it isn’t the outfits that are so atrocious. In every one of these pictured, except for maybe that first one with the tiger on it, that looks like something Mooch was wearing when she rolled out of bed, if Melania were wearing them they would look fantastic. Especially that last black and white number (with the large amount of excess fabric removed of course to make it fit the current First Lady).
To me really the problem isn’t the choice of dress (save those hideous belts she’s been known to sport). It’s the person inside them. “She” (and I use that pronoun loosely here) is absolutely not pretty, in any sense of the word. Some have joked before about her being some transgender abomination. I’m not so sure that should really be considered a joke anymore, if it ever should have been so considered in the first place.
The arms, the torso, the thighs, they all scream “that’s a MAN baby!” Paging Austin Powers!
That's a man, baby.