"You touched my plate! You're not sterile! You've ruined my liver! Ruined it! And we're all out of North Koreans!"
Posted on 08/10/2017 4:08:05 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Being happy makes you more forgiving of the foibles of those around you.
Your being more forgiving improves your stress level.
A lower stress level is healthy.
So wine and pretzels are health foods.
"You touched my plate! You're not sterile! You've ruined my liver! Ruined it! And we're all out of North Koreans!"
You’re good!
I’d love to have chickens and fresh eggs. Good on you guys for your farm.
Ah, that was a classic.
Good reasoning.
My mom asked her doctor for a tranquilizer, when my father’s care was getting too much for her, and her doctor said, “You’re a strong woman, Pat. You can make it with wine.”
make goat cheese
and put the spare goats in the freezer at the end of the year
Ate the liver raw.
Just looked it up. Sounds yummy! The recipe I found calls for 8 slices of white bread to be toasted (basically croutons) so I’ll leave that out, but I’m definitely going to try it. I love Big Macs, but haven’t had one in years. Can’t remember the last time I ate at McD’s. I’d rather starve. Who knows, maybe I’ll be able to get youngest son to eat a salad!
Just finished reading ‘The Obesity Code’ yesterday. You might be interested if your going strong keto right now. It was recommended on a thread from a couple weeks ago by another FReeper, and while I knew most of what was in the book already, some of it is eye opening.
ROFL!!! Only if there was a rooster around ...
Croutons? Haven’t seen a Big Mac Salad with those since it’s low carb. Go bunless.
Big Mac Salad: 1 serving
Reconstitute 1 T dehydrated onion bits in a T of water (McD doesn’t use fresh onions)
In a bowl, microwave until just melty - browned ground beef, the reconstituted onion bits and 1 slice American cheese.
Toss in lettuce, low carb Thousand Island Dressing and 1 t pickle relish (or chopped dill pickle).
Low Carb Thousand Island Dressing: Makes 1.5 Cups
1 1/4 C mayo
2 T ketchup
2 T dill pickle relish
dash Worchestershire
1 T vinegar
4 t Splenda
dash pepper
I can eat the dressing straight out of the jar! This is a quick lunch once you have the cooked ground beef and dressing on hand. Great for a work lunch packing the to be nuked stuff in one container and the rest in another.
“You can be a vegan, just every few years you have to eat a human liver. “
didn’t your mom always tell you to eat your liver because it was good for you?
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