In a few weeks, both old and young alike will become costumatious in the guise of some contumatious (and consternatious) individuals…
Posted on 10/13/2017 6:35:14 AM PDT by Red Badger
Polanski came home and found his girlfriend packing her bags.
“Are you leaving me?” he asked.
“Yes, I am. I heard that you’re a pedophile.”
“That’s an awfully big word for a nine year-old.”
Pervert Harvey enjoyed his sexual power
From his couch in his Hollywood tower
Damsels in distress
He did forcibly caress
Making contumacious young women cower.
He need castration
For the good of the nation...............A++++!...........
If you like puns, you’ll hate this one. Two of my grandsons are interested in American History, and have memorized the list of Presidents, in addition to various facts pertaining to each of them. That led to this:
There was a gnu who was very much like all the other gnus, except that this gnu was very skillful at home renovation, with a talent for laying floor tiles.
He was a typical gnu and tiler, too.
“He was a typical gnu and tiler, too.”
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VERY funny !
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Excellent! I love it!..................Abraham Lincoln went to a baseball game and got drunk. He passed out and when he awoke he asked how long he had been out. He was told “Foue scores and seven beers ago.................
And then there’s the guy who demanded nine six-packs of large beer bottles under threat of a physical altercation.
That’s right.
54 forties or fight!
No more shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
You’re being contumacious.................
In a few weeks, both old and young alike will become costumatious in the guise of some contumatious (and consternatious) individuals…
Bkmk
The media is contumacious when it comes to reporting the positive business climate cultivated by this president.
Excellent!................A++++!............
Yes, they are!............A+++!.................
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