I was born to pun!......................
If you like puns, you’ll hate this one. Two of my grandsons are interested in American History, and have memorized the list of Presidents, in addition to various facts pertaining to each of them. That led to this:
There was a gnu who was very much like all the other gnus, except that this gnu was very skillful at home renovation, with a talent for laying floor tiles.
He was a typical gnu and tiler, too.