To: aMorePerfectUnion
The things I stock up on, before any natural tragedy.
- Marmalade. Mininum amount, 3/4 ton.
- Monkeys. You can never have enough monkeys.
- Trampoline springs. Those things can wear out!
- Sex toys. We gonna PARTY!
- Beach towels. They are fun to lay on.
7 posted on
10/28/2017 7:33:29 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: Lazamataz
What is it with the marmalade and monkeys? I don’t want to know what fetish includes that combination...
8 posted on
10/28/2017 7:38:41 PM PDT by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: Lazamataz
I never stock up on toilet paper. If the bad stuff goes down, there’ll always be copies of What Happened at any local bookstore.
10 posted on
10/28/2017 7:41:44 PM PDT by
Rastus
To: Lazamataz
Marmalade. Mininum amount, 3/4 ton. Toast. Toast and Marmalade for two...
43 posted on
10/28/2017 10:25:20 PM PDT by
MileHi
(Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
To: Lazamataz
I was gonna trade you some water from my Big Berky for #s 1-3, then saw item 4 and decided otherwise! I’m a northern Catholic girl, we don’t do that kinda fun during disasters :)
45 posted on
10/28/2017 11:41:14 PM PDT by
blu
(If you don't read the story at the link, don't comment. (Except for Laz...))
To: Lazamataz
I totally understand about the marmalade and the trampoline springs, but I have a question about the sex toys. Where you gonna plug in the usb chargers on them things?
46 posted on
10/28/2017 11:43:31 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: Lazamataz
The things I stock up on, before any natural tragedyMakes me wonder what you stock up on for an unnatural tragedy...
53 posted on
10/29/2017 6:39:09 AM PDT by
IncPen
(Put the 'climate researchers' under oath and have them explain their findings. Then we'll talk.)
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