We have 20 years of Republican sex scandals with no actual sex involved.
We got Dems proudly caught red handed with dead girls and live boys
Democrats give us Air F*ck One and the Lolita express flights to an island of bought and paid for Eastern European 10 year old sex slaves who disappeared off the face of the earth when they hit 16, cigars in the oval office, teen age homosexual male prostitutes and rent boys being run out of Barney Franks basement, a dead Chandra Levy (a congressional page) and a terrified flight attendant who went public in fear of her life after servicing Gary Condit and a forensically recovered body fluids DNA verified 20 ( 5 % of total FWIW )members of the the US Congressional Delegation in kinky leather and latex bi sexual group gang bang bondage sex, a wealthy blue blood Gov who likes teen call girls to do disgusting things to him with excrement for $5000 a night, Monkey Business on yacht, sex tapes and a love child with Rheile Hunter and a VP nominee with great hair and on and on and on.
One would think these damn lame Republicans could give us just one juicy sex scandal with some actual sex happening.
It's not like I'm shooting for the moon and demanding sex videos or even pictures.
I'm not even insisting that the accuser make the claim the sordid affair had a happy ending, just a beginning ... of any kind, is all I ask for.
But nooooo......
Republican sex scandals never result in any actual sex.
All we ever get are wide stances in airport stalls, racy text messages to pages and tales of copping a feel or stealing a kiss 40 years ago with a woman who old enough her teen daughters would be grossed out at the thought of mommy doing that kind of stuff back when she was their age.
Nobody needing to put ice on anything, much less anyone being told to put some ice on that.
No intimidation, payoffs or make work hush money jobs to speak of. Vernon Jordan needs something to keep himself occupied these days.
Am I the only one who finds that kind of pathetic?
This is the 21st Century, the era of cell phone voice recording, video recording and Anal Sex DIYs at Harvard U and Teen Vogue.
Republicans need to get it on and get it done because they have a lot of catching up to do with the Democrats.
I love your post.
President Trump never grabbed a p****y and Sarah Palin cannot see Russia from her house nor ever said she could. For all the crimes those on the right were said to do, no one had any fun.
That. Was. Awesome!!
The United States of Double Standards.