500-mph, mile-long flight through the Mojave Desert
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Why not just rent a small plane?
What could possibly go wrong...?
Much as I hate to harsh the buzz someone should tell him that hot air balloons have already gone over 60,000 feet.
In most cases they did it without the chance of explosion or crashing to the ground riding a pile of scrap metal.
“Why not just rent a small plane?”
... because anyone stupid enough to believe the Earth is flat is too stupid to have thought of that.
Or maybe he is suspicious the pilot may be in on the conspiracy too.
Excellent idea BTW!