[sodpoodle]

add your own scientific stuff;)

[C210N]

If you yelled for 8 years... you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee...

Wow, that's as long as Trump's two terms gonna be!

[GnuThere]

If you passed gas for 6 yrs and 9 months,
(a) you wouldn’t have any friends left
(b) wouldn’t your house blow up?

[Leaning Right]

Hillary tells more lies in one day than the average person does in a decade. (You can look it up if you don’t believe me.)

[NorthMountain]

If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months

Piker ... some congresscritters do it continuously for decades.

[Fantasywriter]

The one about the praying mantis isn’t quite accurate.

‘PREYING MANTIS SEX CANNIBALISM IS MUCH LESS COMMON IN THE WILD

Once scientists started observing praying mantis sex in a natural setting, the story had a different ending, which is good for the males. When unconfined in laboratory terrariums, the majority of praying mantis mating ends with the male flying off, unharmed. By most estimates, sexual cannibalism by praying mantis females occurs less than 30% of the time outside the lab. Those are pretty good odds for the fellows. Praying mantis sex, it turns out, is really a rather romantic series of courtship rituals that typically ends satisfactorily and safely for both parties involved.

ADVANTAGES OF BEHEADING YOUR MATE AFTER SEX

There is a decided advantage for the female, however, if she does decide to behead her lover. The praying mantis brain, located in his head, controls inhibition, while a ganglion in the abdomen controls the motions of copulation. Absent his head, a male praying mantis will lose all his inhibitions and consummate his relationship with wild abandon.’

https://www.thoughtco.com/praying-mantis-sex-and-male-cannibalism-1968472

[Pontiac]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

I am pretty sure the Bonobo (chimpanzee like great apes) have sex for pleasure.

[redinIllinois]

Thanks for posting

[mountn man]

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)

[RegulatorCountry]

I don’t know about the claim that humans and dolphins are the only species to have sex for pleasure. I did a college internship doing marketing materials for a regional zoo and science center, and those monkeys were always spanking themselves. They’d mount practically anything to pleasure themselves too, that is when they weren’t flinging poo in hostility at any zoo workers walking past. They didn’t fling it at visitors, for them they’d play and act cute but we knew better. As soon as visiting hours were over, the poo started flying.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

“I’ll never forget the last words of my dear old uncle Harold. He said: ‘A truck!’”

[FoxInSocks]

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

More like 6 or 7 football fields?

[outofsalt]

"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure." Dolphins don't do it for movie roles, or power and money!

[piasa]

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

I have yet to see a garden slug jump...

[Bellflower]

The human body has over 85 billion miles of DNA in it.

[central_va]

Only two species of mammals hunt for sport. Man being one of them. Can you guess the other?

[Bellflower]

The human body contains about 100 trillion cells.

[Bellflower]

The nervous system: more than 90,000 miles of sensations.