I stayed away from girls who had a house with a second story with a window above the porch.
Some of them watched those old movies with castles.
I’m telling you, having potato soup poured on you will really put an end to a date.
Same with having a beer poured on your head. I think my reply was "if you're going to waste beer like that, I don't see any future for us."
But nothing tops the comment of my roommate, who asked his date "what's that on your face, a Gainesburger?"
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