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For those of you here who are Mormon, tell me why they thought to "leak" this???
1 posted on 12/15/2017 11:51:58 AM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

And make hair grow on your palms.

Did you look?


2 posted on 12/15/2017 11:55:03 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
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To: Morgana

No, no, no....it makes you blind...


3 posted on 12/15/2017 11:55:43 AM PST by TomServo
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To: Morgana

I seriously doubt this. Not that I have any personal experience... but umm... no.


4 posted on 12/15/2017 11:55:59 AM PST by NRx (A man of integrity passes his father's civilization to his son, without selling it off to strangers.)
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To: Morgana

Odd, I thought it turned you Japanese.......................


5 posted on 12/15/2017 11:56:23 AM PST by Red Badger (Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
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To: Morgana

It’s the mother that turns them gay.


7 posted on 12/15/2017 11:57:10 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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JosephSmith
9 posted on 12/15/2017 11:59:12 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~)
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To: Morgana

Nope, just makes you happy.


10 posted on 12/15/2017 11:59:15 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (I would rather be deplorable than detestable.)
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To: Morgana

At least masturbation is sex with someone you love.


12 posted on 12/15/2017 12:01:45 PM PST by AU72
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To: Morgana

A leaked document on masturbation...


13 posted on 12/15/2017 12:03:12 PM PST by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
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To: Morgana

For certain what it does is remove sanctifying grace from one’s soul, thereby blocking one’s salvation.


14 posted on 12/15/2017 12:04:02 PM PST by jobim
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To: Morgana

Leaked Mormon church document claims that masturbation turns you gay

HOLY UNDERWEAR!


15 posted on 12/15/2017 12:07:56 PM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the 0zarks)
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To: Morgana

Welp, that explains Mitt Romney and Evan McMullin.


16 posted on 12/15/2017 12:08:38 PM PST by AmericanRobot
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To: Morgana
It does not make you gay....it makes you go blind.

Everybody knows that.

17 posted on 12/15/2017 12:10:52 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Morgana; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Let's have a contest!
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)


21 posted on 12/15/2017 12:15:38 PM PST by Gamecock (The greatest threat to humanity is not "out there" but "in here" in the recesses of the soul. TK)
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Don’t you have a copy of the Mormon rules?


22 posted on 12/15/2017 12:16:13 PM PST by Gamecock (The greatest threat to humanity is not "out there" but "in here" in the recesses of the soul. TK)
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To: Morgana

um. okay.


23 posted on 12/15/2017 12:16:16 PM PST by SoFloFreeper
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To: Morgana

LOL! Reminds me of an idiot I worked with years ago. One of the other men walked up to him and said...”Do you know that j**k*ng o*f makes hairs grow in your palm?”

The idiot said “It does?!” and proceeded to pull off his gloves and stare at his palms.


27 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:04 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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everya body has to pay for their sins...

murder is a biggie... like a million dollars...

masturbation is like a fifty cents..

and my fear isa that when i get to the pearly gates and meet saint peter, ima fifty cents short.


29 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:19 PM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Morgana

It doesn’t help.


30 posted on 12/15/2017 12:20:24 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (https://youtu.be/hj3e8cKZWiY)
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To: Morgana

But just try to leak the information about what the homo culture does and see if you don’t get excoriated beyond sense.


31 posted on 12/15/2017 12:22:08 PM PST by fwdude (Why is it that the only positive things to come out of LGBT organizations are their AIDS tests?)
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