[Mathews]

A blonde walks into a NYC bank and requests a $5,000 dollar loan. The banker asks her what she'll be using as collateral and she says, “my Rolls Royce. It's parked outside.” Well, the banker is astonished, but he goes through the process and finds everything checks out. She is who she says she is and the car is really hers. He hands her the check and she hands him the keys to the Rolls which is immediately parked in the bank's underground parking garage.
Two weeks later, the blonde woman returns and pays back the loan plus about $15 dollars in interest for the two weeks. The banker says, “We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire, why would you need a $5,000 loan?” The blonde replied,”Where else in NYC can I safely park a Rolls Royce for two weeks for only $15?”

[dayglored]

> A blonde walks into a NYC bank ... The blonde replied,”Where else in NYC can I safely park a Rolls Royce for two weeks for only $15?”

That's quite clever. Must have been a fake blonde.

[demkicker]

With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

Many people have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a “social session” out with friends. Well, last weekend I was out for an evening with friends and had a few cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.

Feeling quite jolly, I still had the sense to know that I might be slightly over the limit. That’s when I did something I’ve never done before—— I took a cab home.

Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block. But since it was a cab, they waved me past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don’t know where I got it; and now that it’s in my garage, I don’t know what to do with it.