[Leaning Right]

> One of the Policemen said to old guy, “I thought you said that you’d shot them!” The wise old man said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!” <

A wiser old man would have said, “I meant shot them with a camera. You, know, took their picture.”

(Not as funny, but certainly wiser.)

[varon]

A wiser old man would have said, “I meant shot them with a camera. You, know, took their picture.”

(Not as funny, but certainly wiser.)

If it ain't broke, don't fix it..........