That does sound like fun...but I'd rather spend my time like William Holden did when making the film.
Commander Shears: [to Nurse] You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas; when all I need is love.
Nurse at Ceylon hospital: What makes you so sure you’ll get a medical discharge?
Commander Shears: Because I’m a civilian at heart, lover, and I always follow my heart.
Nurse at Ceylon hospital: [both characters are on the beach, discussing the evening’s plans] I know, you’re terribly sorry, but you’re standing me up tonight.
Major Shears: You couldn’t be more wrong!
Shears: I got kind of used to being a commander so when I arrived at the hospital..I took a look at the enlisted mens ward and then the officers ward..and I said to myself, lets let it ride along for a while. There were certain advantages.
Warden: I saw one of them on the beach.
Maj. Warden: [to Col. Green] Sir, it’s most annoying. They say, in view of the time element, they don’t think a few practice jumps would be worthwhile.
Major Shears: No?
Maj. Warden: No, they say if you make one jump, you’ve only got 50% chance of injury, two jumps, 80%, and three jumps, you’re bound to catch a packet. The consensus of opinion is that the most sensible thing for Major Shears to do is to go ahead and jump, and hope for the best.
Major Shears: With or without a parachute?