Joyless Town Wants Grandmother To Take Volkswagen Beetle Out Of Tree

Jalopnik MSN ^ | 01/11/2018 | Jason Torsinsky

[Celerity]

I had a 71 Super, with a flat windshield. That was a neat car. I tried to get into it, but the aircooled guys have this love affair with them where they can do no wrong.

That car actually sucked. And it sucked in the snow too. Went forward fine but touch the brakes and you’ll be looking at the face of the guy behind you in a second.

I had the firebox heat too. Again, neat but dangerous.

[EQAndyBuzz]

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[EQAndyBuzz]

[Albion Wilde]

What's Irish foreplay?

"Brace yerself, lass!"

[Texan5]

The washtub is a nice touch-very creative as far as trashy/cool goes-but out here, nothing says trashy lawn ornament chic like a couple of 10.50 x 16 all terrains planted with bluebonnets and other wildflowers-or maybe an old toilet planted with Zinnias...

[COBOL2Java]

Egad! Word salad!

Paragraphs are your friend...

[anton]

I didn’t write it and I’m not gonna edit it. If you like paragraphs, help yourself.

[COBOL2Java]

I didn’t write it and I’m not gonna edit it. If you like paragraphs, help yourself.

No. Don't post crappy stuff that people can't read.

[COBOL2Java]

Next time, don’t be a lazy bum.

[TChad]

That’s an endangered species of beetle. I used to see those things every day. Now, almost never.

[Big Red Badger]

THAT is Hilarious!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It looks stupid.

But I support the right to look stupid as long as it is on your own property.

Bring on the cast iron flamingos!

[Dr. Sivana]

This used to be in the parking lot at the Hamden Plaza in Connecticut:

[DUMBGRUNT]

Wow!
A true urban legend.
21.5 million sold.
Length 160.6 inches,(13.38 feet).
Circumference of the earth 24,901 miles

Total 544596.5 miles, if my ciphering is correct?

[anton]

Are you retarded?

[Big Red Badger]

Can’t read is what he wrote...

Sad.

[TChad]

Total 544596.5 miles, if my ciphering is correct?

Move your decimal point to the left: ~54.5K.

[Keyhopper]

Tornado put it there

[eldoradude]

It’s an endangered bark beetle! They need to leave and see if it lays any eggs.

[pgkdan]

If your neighborhood is so ‘delicate’ that a little non-conformity is a threat, you sound like a (fill in the blank). Driving down property value???

You're obviously an idiot who probably hasn't worked as hard as I have to acquire what I own. You wouldn't understand. Go smoke your dope and leave me alone.