Posted on 01/15/2018 11:15:26 AM PST by arrow107
Just Having some fun with my son's school assignment in which he is to take a current event/issue and turn it into a book/story. I thought a small book with each page starting with "You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If...." (hats off to Jeff Foxworthy) and add pics and some stats/info for each. I know that Freepers have a biting sense of humor coupled with facts to make this so much more than we can do alone. So, if you will, a little help Freepers to get us started; You Might Be A Sh*thole Country If....
Your country healthcare system provides services from a voodoo doctor!
Your country might be a sh!thole if the dictator is a cannibal.
if you ever thought that taking productive farms away from people and giving them to people who never farmed, because they were of the “right color”... you might be a shiite hole country.
You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If....if yours is on of the top 5 countries with the highest rates of rape...
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/top-5-countries-highest-rates-rape-1434355
...if the leaders of the government can’t agree on a strategic plan for the future and shut the government down.
You could include some Cities of the US, especially san Francisco. Check out the poop maps....
That's the whole point of the immigration issue!
Your countries cemetery is above ground and on the beach So your body will have a view of the sea well it rots away!
...if you have to walk outside your hut / shack and sh*t in an hole that you just dug.
If you poop upstream from where you draw your drinking water. (This is a REAL situation you-know-where. I’ll give you a hint...it’s half a Caribbean island)
Other shithole countries dont want your shit?
You Know Your A Sh*thole Country If.......it is the World’s new murder capital...
You cant afford a hole for your shit?
You know your a spithole country when Haiti considers you a spithole country.
You keep voting for the same politicians that helped make the country a sh*thole because they keep promising to give you free stuff. Then you immigrate to the USA and do the same thing.
At the local hospital, they use a dead babies body as a doorstop the prop the door open. This is true, I was deployed Haiti (Port au Prince) as a medevac pilot for about six months. My flight medic and crew chief experience this once when taking patients to the hospital during a mascal…
* you have as many murders as south chicago
* your neighborhoods look like Detroit
* your “leader” is called “Governor Moonbeam” and thinks all wealth belongs to the state.
* your government thinks it’s reasonable for 50+% of a person’s income to be paid in taxes
* only the government can be armed
* peoples’ “quality of life” depends on the government
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