The Norks actually shot off a missile toward Hawaii. It was detected. The warnings were sent out. But the Nork missile yet again - for “mysterious” reasons - went off course. /what, anyone really thinks we pay $1,200 for a hammer?!
That missile was blown out of the sky by our orbiting 10 TeraWatt space laser.
Made out of “$1500 hammers”
Can’t they just go to Lowe’s, Home Depot, or, heck, even Amazon to buy cheap ones?
Maybe use some rewards points to get a free one or two.
Just kidding.
I know they have to fund skunkworks and the like somehow.