He actually can autograph one of those tiny things?
Wow! I'm definitely impressed. Is there ANYTHING he can't do?
But it would be appreciated if you could remember always to capitalize the "T" in Q-Tip. Thanks in advance for your cooperation in this matter.
Nothing is beyond his reach.
He knows all, sees all, and is thrifty with his paycheck.
His gung fu skills surpass even mine, and those are vast beyond comprehension.
Do not question the Q, for he hears all and just may answer you.
If he does, you will not see him coming. He was the first ninja. He taught Chuck Norris how to be Chuck Norris.
Q is a phantom. He is never late. He is on WPT (White people time).
He has read every book twice. Watched every episode of "Girls" and lived to tell the tale.
Mock him at your peril, for he is vengeful. He is more lethal than ten cobras...if they had legs and edged weapons coated with the same poison they have in their bite. Oh, and arms to hold the edged weapons.
Sign a q-Tip?
Don't make me laugh.
To know the Q, is to fear the Q.
Tread lightly, child.