But when I do, IT NEVER has time to ever get stale.
I have my one bowl and that's it for me....
Posted on 02/09/2018 2:43:10 PM PST by iowamark
An Alabama man has been arrested after allegedly assaulting his roommate for failing to properly seal a box of Cap'n Crunch cereal, which had gone stale. Fifty-two year-old Duane Barry Smith was charged for domestic violence charges after he allegedly assaulted a man he shares a residence with in Moundville, a small town outside Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Police say Smith got upset with his roommate after he discovered the Cap'n Crunch cereal had gone stale, blaming the man for failing to properly seal the cereal box. Smith was especially angry since he is missing teeth, making it difficult to eat.
At one point, Smith demanded the roommate remove his dentures to see what it was like try and consume the stale cereal. When he refused, Smith began hitting him with a laptop charger cord. Police say the victim suffered several injuries to his face, hand and arm. A domestic violence misdemeanor conviction in Alabama can carry a sentence ranging from a month to a year in jail.
Let my Cap’n Cruch go stale? Meh. not worth the effort to kill ya.
Drink all my Cap’n Morgan? NOW we have a problem! ;)
One of the great things about New Mexico is that you can leave a bag of potato chips open for a week and they’re still crunchy.
Almost makes it worth the fire seasons we have.
roommate+food disrespect=stomp down
Its the natural order. Lol
So... Nobody has eaten your stale Frankenberry?
>>Gays get really emotional when that happens.<<
Depends on if it has crunchberries. No crunchberries and letting it get stale means real guys can get pretty angry.
I mean we are talking Captain Crunch here!
He went all Cap’n Crunch on him. LoL
At my house, Captain Crunch never lasts long enough to get stale.
But when I do, IT NEVER has time to ever get stale.
I have my one bowl and that's it for me....
This is perfectly understandable.
Just pour some milk on it.
Reminds me of a Marilyn Monroe story. Back in the day at a Hollywood party, Fred Astaire and Arlene Dahl were discussing Walt Whitman. Marilyn overheard the conversation and chimed in:
Marilyn : "Oh Whitman! I just love his chocolates!"
Astaire (graciously) : "Oh yes, Marilyn. I believe we all do."
Snap...Crackle...and BAM.
As Bette Midler would say, Where is Count Chocula when you need him?
Knisper! Knasper! Knusper! (Snap Crackle Pop!)
Brilliant.
Lets get Mikey! Yea! He won’t eat it... he hates everything!
“Sweet” Home Ala’bama.
This is “fake news”. I have had a box of Captain Crunch stored for years for when our nieces come to visit. It is not sealed and it just does not go stale. I call it bomb shelter food.
It is coated with a non-nutritive special food varnish that keeps it good basically forever. ; )
You mean liquified McDonald’s french fries?
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