Eating cap `n crunch is like putting a spoonful of woodscrews in your mouth - prolly deadly when stale
I was about to say, even with all of my teeth it seems at least once a bowl I’ll get one of those buggers up into my gums and it feels like its ripping a chunk out!
I was almost going to buy a box at Costco yesterday, but it was a three pack that included peanut butter Cap’n Crubch or something. Yuck! And they didn’t have Lucky Charms on the shelves now either!!!